Cashed in my free coffee card and they talked me into a triple...

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02/17/2017 at 11:10 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:20

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that’s a good day!

Wife and I go to a local coffee shop for breakfast pretty regularly. We sit at the bar and chat with the workers. Barista dude was telling us that an espresso shot needs to be poured within 15 seconds of it being made. I jokingly timed him yesterday as he made a shot for me and it ended up at 20 seconds, he made me another under 10 seconds to prove a point...I was flying


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:20

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:20

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Starbucks has a drink called the flat white, it is also a triple but they pull a quad and will gladly give you the extra shot all the espresso.....


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:25

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I once overdosed on coffee...and I swear I could hear my hair growing and I understood the language of Dubstep.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:27

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Got portable espresso maker for Christmas and had to stop taking it to work for this very reason.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TysMagic
02/17/2017 at 11:29

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What’s the reason for that? Did he explain further?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:30

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http://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/death-wish-coffee


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:39

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/17/2017 at 11:41

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Why did Starbucks name a drink after me


Kinja'd!!! facw > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 11:42

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Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
02/17/2017 at 11:54

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Yes - I also googled it, but it got real involved real fast for my knowledge of coffee.
More or less temperature change and oxidation occur as the espresso is exposed to the air. It needs to be moved to something else before it goes “bad.” Though that’s kind of subjective on what bad is. For me, my first shot that took 20 seconds tasted as good as the short I took that was poured within 10 seconds.


Kinja'd!!! Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/17/2017 at 12:23

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I saw a guy order a Triple Venti “Red Eye”...

Venti coffee with THREE shots of espresso. I had hear palpitations just hearing him order it.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/17/2017 at 13:47

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whenever my wife gets a free drink at starbucks she gets exactly that. though she only gets it when we are together so we can “split” it


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Azrek
02/17/2017 at 13:57

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I once drank 6 red bulls in a minute. I could see the flavor and hear the colors. It was a heightened state of consciousness


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
02/17/2017 at 13:59

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I like the flat white, but it’s a shit ton of caffeine. It’s a bit hard to take without food.